March 2009
2 posts
“Just be like, “my twat is like entering King Tut’s Tomb; you go in, you never...”
February 2009
1 post
“I’m sure his name is Brock or something fucking shit too.”
– On a cute boy at the University of Arkansas
January 2009
3 posts
“Because picturing Russ, a closet-ed gay man who’s funny on his own, singing in a...”
“Dear Brandon Flowers,
You are a fuckface poser with a laughable ego complex,...”
“I want them to PAY. I want punishment, and then I want all of them to get put in...”
– Jean (via televisionarie)
December 2008
5 posts
“HAHAHAHAHA, that should be for Jeff. He’s in the middle of a serious Bromance...”
– On Jeff (and Stepbrothers)
“There was a dude named:
Harry Buttram
In the NW Arkansas phonebook. That...”
– on awesome names
“Hahaha, I declare all American cities passé except Philly. There is only one,...”
– on hipness
“18-year old Jean creams jeans at mention of Belle and Sebastian in a major...”
– on High Fidelity
“Ha, it’s dubious “corporate” speak. AKA evil Big Brother Bullshit.”
– on Corporate America
November 2008
5 posts
“Someone has fucking fries on this floor and I’m flipping out.”
– on office food
Okay, back to Third Eye Schlong, this is most... →
Justine: When I get pregnant I am going to change my status to, “Your uterus ain’t got nothing on mine!”
Leah: When I get pregnant, I’m going to change my status to, “Leah wants to know if anyone knows the number of a reputable clinic.”
Jean: HAHAHAHAHA. Mine will be: Jean is FUCKED.
“Ivy League inbreds.
The worst inbreds of all time.
Even worse than Appalachian...”
– on Ivy Leaguers
“I can just see how big his head has gotten since we saw him a year and a half...”
– on Girl Talk