March 27, 2009
“Well, high heels might be necessary…if I fail at this, then I guess I can always bum around the house in it, but there’s something about the culottes that turns me on, what’s wrong with me?” —Jean

“Well, high heels might be necessary…if I fail at this, then I guess I can always bum around the house in it, but there’s something about the culottes that turns me on, what’s wrong with me?” —Jean

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March 20, 2009
“ Just be like, “my twat is like entering King Tut’s Tomb; you go in, you never come out quite the same and you come out with liver damage.
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February 6, 2009
“ I’m sure his name is Brock or something fucking shit too.
On a cute boy at the University of Arkansas •
January 30, 2009
“

Because picturing Russ, a closet-ed gay man who’s funny on his own, singing in a CLOSETED erotic/homo band that profusely sings about “sexing up” women is fucking FUNNY.

Plus, gerry curls and pube stashes are involved.
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January 28, 2009
“

Dear Brandon Flowers,

You are a fuckface poser with a laughable ego complex, and possible the WORST rock name in the history of rock. Congratulations.

Also: if you ever compare yourself to the great Johnny Cash again, you will go down down down into a burning pit of fire.

FUCK you later,
Jean
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January 9, 2009
“ I want them to PAY. I want punishment, and then I want all of them to get put in the corner like Baby.
Jean (via televisionarie) •
December 22, 2008
“

HAHAHAHAHA, that should be for Jeff. He’s in the middle of a serious Bromance with that movie. It’ll just be us in the car, silence and all of a sudden, “Seriously though, Stepbrothers is like the best movie ever made. It’s pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to me—after you.”

HAHAHAHAH, boy’s not stupid. ;)
On Jeff (and Stepbrothers) •
December 5, 2008
“

There was a dude named:

Harry Buttram

In the NW Arkansas phonebook. That pretty much provided me and my friends with entertainment for like 5 years.
on awesome names •
December 4, 2008
“ Hahaha, I declare all American cities passé except Philly. There is only one, true conundrum in life: Paris or Philly.
on hipness •
December 3, 2008
“ 18-year old Jean creams jeans at mention of Belle and Sebastian in a major motion picture.
on High Fidelity •